Nice 'Stache

So a few weeks ago we decided to nurture our students desire for unrealistic facial hair and made some Mustaches-On-A-Stick during our Craft Club. The project was a success...for multiple reasons.
One: Mustaches are awesome
Two: Mustaches that cover mid-pubescent mustaches are even awesome-er.
Three: Any thing that gives someone the excuse to act like a pirate is totally worth it in my book. Except for maybe accidentally amputating an arm or a leg just so you can replace it with a wooden peg or hook. That, I don't really condone. Though I would admire the dedication.
Anywhydoesthatguyhaveapegleg, here are some pictures of the righteous facial hair we made.


Directions are as follows, you know...so you can have righteous facial hair too.
1.Get Felt & dowels (we used many colors...I even got tie-dye felt...like, for the hippies and such.
2.Draw said mustache design. Now...this can be a 'stache of any shape or size..HOWEVER..I recommend banning all Hilter-esque mustaches as, well, everyone finds them offensive. We are nothing if not socially responsible. Know this.
3. Cut out 'Stache....then...cut out another one...you want two...that are the same.
4. Plug in glue gun...don't burn yourself, it hurts.
5. Place dowel in desired location in between two 'stache designs...
6. Glue together (again, don't burn yourself. I'm not joking when I say it hurts. For real.)
7. Let glue harden. Then, apply 'stache-on-a-stick to your face & make "I have a sophisticated mustache" face. Like this:

Beards can also be made...just ditch the stick and use some clear elastic to make a mask. Enjoy.